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ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket

caraknightley:

my sim caught her wife cheating on her with some guy like half an hour ago so she broke up with her and she’s already remarried she’s that bitch

severties:

you’re insecure

i know what for

you’re ugly

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