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advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket


my sim caught her wife cheating on her with some guy like half an hour ago so she broke up with her and she’s already remarried she’s that bitch


you’re insecure

i know what for

you’re ugly

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